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Joke of the Day

"What's the ugliest shape? An eyesoresceles triangle."

"Why does /r/fencing suck so bad? Half of it is ripostes"

"How was copper wire invented? A Dutchman and a Scotsman fighting over a penny."

"We should head on over to that schizophrenic party. It sounds like a lot of people are there."

"I know many chemistry jokes... But im afraid they wont get a good reaction."

"What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms? A maid man."

"Did it Hurt When You Fell From Heaven Straight Into Hell?"

"What do a woman's anus and a 9 volt battery have in common? (NSFW) You know its against your better judgement, but you put your tongue on it anyway."

"How many dubstep fans does it take to change a lightbulb? Wuh-wuh-wuh-one."

"A catholic priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar He orders a beer"