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Joke of the Day

"What does Ryan Seacrest say while having sex? ""Seacrest out!"" ""Seacrest in!"" ""Seacrest out!"" ""Seacrest in!"""

"What do you call Minecraft in Germany? NEIN-CRAFT!"

"I dont't want to die a virgin because that means I'll have to have sex with terrorists."

"""Of course I can paint your ceiling,"" Michaelangelo scoffed. ""Gonna paint a bunch of dudes with their dicks out on it though."""

"Did you hear about the butcher who sat on his bacon slicer? He got a little behind in his deliveries."

"Reddit? More like...Eddit"

"What do you call a Jewish minister that barbecues? A Ribeye."

"diseases you get after marriage onegina"

"Jesus was in his room masturbating when Joseph walked in... Joseph sees him and says ""Jesus fucking Christ!!"""

"Did you hear about the new extreme camping TV show? It's in tents."