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Joke of the Day
"Why should you never play cards in the jungle? Because of all the cheetahs"
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"How do kids from chernobyl count to a 100? On their fingers"
"What is Carroll Shelby's favorite food? A torque-y sandwich."
"What do you call a show full of lions ? The mane event !"
"WIFE: you've had enough ME (eating my 68th breadstick): aw man OLIVE GARDEN MANAGER: let him eat one more lol"
"Neighbor: Help I have a plumbing emergency! Me: *grabs tools* Neighbor is naked and wet Me: um what kind of plumbing are we talking about?"
"Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees ? they are really good at it"
"It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor."
"If experience has taught me anything, I've forgotten what it was."
"Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate much interest."