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Joke of the Day
"What did Eminem say when his label spelled his name wrong? It doesn't Mather."
Next Joke
"Sir, the children at the petting zoo are unhappy. They think our animals are lame *stares off into distance* We're gonna need a bigger goat"
"How do skeletons reproduce? They don't."
"Ramadan month is exhausting. You have to wait all day to Instagram your food."
"You ever hear the joke about the 3 holes in the back yard? Well well well...."
"Robocop's guns malfunction. Robocop gets sued for manslaughter. Robocop loses his home. Hobocop."
"I often find myself singing in the shower, which can be extremely frightening. Is he a clone!? What is this place! SOMEBODY HELP ME."
"What is Littlefinger's favorite castle in all of Westeros? Haremhal"
"I want to die of natural causes like being stabbed to death by a rainforest."
"Your secret is safeish with me"