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Joke of the Day

"I want to die of natural causes like being stabbed to death by a rainforest."

"They say honesty is the best policy, but quite frankly, I think a million-dollar life insurance policy on a super old dude sounds better."

"I said the punchline before the joke. Wanna know why I got downvoted yesterday?"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bridget ! Bridget who ? London Bridget is falling down falling down... !"

"Q. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? A. His wife is good at picking out clothes."

"Only works in German - What is the biggest monkey? - Giraffe!"

"What's the capital of Zimbabwe? Hyper-inflated."

"My friend and I applied for work at the new submarine factory. I don't know if we'll get jobs, but we'll see what surfaces."

"A riddle Who's got orange skin, poor speaking skills, is overwhelmingly disliked and is in over his head? Yeah, I know, too easy right? It's Jar Jar Binks"

"What is Captain Ahab's favorite reggae band? Bob Marley and The Whalers!"