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Joke of the Day

"Robocop's guns malfunction. Robocop gets sued for manslaughter. Robocop loses his home. Hobocop."

"""If you don't let the Jews go, I will find you. I will kill you."" Liam Neeson returns in... TAKEN 3: SCHINDLER'S PISSED (Summer 2015)"

"What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed? Oh sheet."

"I got kicked out of Monochromes Anonymous for using colourful language."

"The government has officially replaced all measurements of time with fruit. More news at banana."

"How many Vegans does it take to eat a cheeseburger? Only one... if no one is looking!"

"Classicle Dance insult Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."

"Screw the nice list, I've got you on my ""nice and naughty list!"

"Scientists have found out... after they were shown the exit."

"Santa is near .... ... I can sense his presents."