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Joke of the Day

"I often find myself singing in the shower, which can be extremely frightening. Is he a clone!? What is this place! SOMEBODY HELP ME."

"(slightly dirty) What's the difference between a striptease artist and a trapeze artist A trapeze artist has a cunning stunt...."

"OH HAPPY DAY! GAS WENT DOWN 2 CENTS! Now I can buy my daughter that fancy blue gumball she's always wanted."

"I think my friend's new bowl is really a colander He told me a long story about how he uses it for mixing, but it doesn't hold water."

"The dyslexic jkoe A dyslexic man walked into a bra"

"An Asian woman brings her large Irish boyfriend to meet her traditional parents Her mother says: ""You bring great Shamus to this family."""

"If four out of five people suffer from radiation poisoning... Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?"

"I was going to make a joke about salt ,but then i thought . . . Na"

"Thinking about becoming an unemployed mom so I can make up to $64/hr online."

"Elsa My daughter just told me this before bed. Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon? Because she'll let it goooo"