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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a deer missing an eye? No-eye deer."

"Moths must love dying because they get to go towards the light. Ughh I just anthropomorphised moths with unverified human ideas about death."

"I'm going to get some hate here. Is methodist a religion that worships meth?"

"""Take it from the top, but do it a bit more boring and awful this time."" --Coldplay's Producer"

"Where'd the rabbi stay on business? The L'Hyatt"

"Two peanuts walk into a bar... One of them was a salted."

"What type of writing is the most profitable? A ransom note."

"Woman at drive-thru just called me ""honey."" Headed home to tell my wife to take a god damn hike."

"What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up? -Fog"

"Sorry I called animal control about your children but I really think those tranquilizer darts did the trick."