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Joke of the Day

"Moths must love dying because they get to go towards the light. Ughh I just anthropomorphised moths with unverified human ideas about death."

"Why did Tony cross the road? To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, ""Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"""

"I got a call today from a distorted voice saying ""Five grand in cash, or we kill your wife"" Both options were tempting, but I decided to take the money."

"Funny joke! What is Charlie sheens middle name? Washingma CHARLIE WASHINGMA SHEEN"

"I did a girl missionary style I stole her cultural identity so I could take her land"

"That good buddy on Facebook who likes your status because nobody else will."

"Terry Fox should have taken his leg off for his run across Canada in 1980 ... and made it the Marathon of Hop"

"If your FB name includes your college degree initials, you are a douche..."

"What's Whitney Houstons's favourite type of co-ordination? HAND-EEEEEYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE"

"Riddle me this. What do mortal men love more than life? Fear more than death, or mortal strife? What do rich men need, that the poor have, which the content desire."