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Joke of the Day
"What type of writing is the most profitable? A ransom note."
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"According to WebMD, I either have the Ebola virus or I just sat on my car keys :/"
"What would she do for $20? Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something? A dirty joke? I'm trying to find it but I can't...."
"So a redhead says to her blonde friend... ""I just slept with a Brazilian."" the blonde says, ""You slut! How many is a brazilion?"""
"I bet the skeletons, in my gay coworker's closet, are having a dress up party with fabulous clothes."
"A polish guy goes to the ophthalmologist Doctor: Can you read this? C Z J W I N O S T A W C Z Polish: Read? I know that guy!"
"I wanted to be a Ninja, so I googled ""Ninja school"" I followed the link to their website, and it said ""Page cannot be found"" WOW, these motherfuckers are good."
"Reddit, why do people masturbate? I came here to explain."
"I like my women like I like my coffee I don't like coffee."
"Why do chicken coops have 2 doors? Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!"