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Joke of the Day

"Pretty sure my first black friend was ""The Wire."""

"Farting sense Farting in a lift is wrong on so many levels!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ? Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door !"

"It's Afro Carribean Hair Day at work tomorrow... ...I'm dreadin' it."

"Smartphone owners are the bravest. They're not afraid of anything not even death. They can walk into any running truck without giving a damn"

"What's it called when you have decided to stop eating cold turkey sandwiches?"

"I'm tired of the Mexicans naming their sons Jesus Jesus was not a Mexican, he was a human being. (Please forgive me)"

"Whats the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your dick down someones throat."

"""I don't have a racist bone in my body!"" --Riley Cooper's girlfriend postcoitus"

"Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May? The Lay-Boar Party."