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Joke of the Day
"Why was the programmer sexist? Because he treats women like objects. EDIT: phrasing"
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"Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? Because when she reaches 69, she gets a frog in her throat."
"What did the father Buffalo say to his son as he left for school? Bison"
"A man drops a nail, which rolls under his bed, so he goes down under. This begs the question of why he decided to go to Australia to get a new nail instead of searching under his bed."
"How is crossing an intersection like going to jail? If you're a white man, you're free to walk."
"What's the difference between Reddit and 4chan? One is a group of immature internet trolls....and the other thinks it isn't."
"Drove a wedge of suspicion today between the fast food employee at the first window and the one at the second."
"Being an assassin would be so cool People would kill to have that job"
"Why are black people good at basketball? Because they shoot, steal, and run."
"last night my dog shit on the floor then at some point the Roomba came and smeared it all over the house :D"