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Joke of the Day

"why do jewish men get circumcisions? because jewish women wont touch anything that isn't 10% off..."

"Where do they send female terrorists? Guantanamo Bae."

"Me: How's it look? Doc: You have 2 months to live M: WHAT?? You're my dentist! D: Then you don't need to come back for a cleaning in 6 mos"

"What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin? She quits counting."

"I wanted to tell you a joke about egoists... but I'll keep that one for myself."

"This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over. ""You got any I.D.?"" the patrolman asked."" ""'Bout what?"" the hillbilly replied."

"If the world was made of LSD, I'd learn to walk on my tongue."

"What Johnny Mercer song does December 21st remind you of? Autumn Leaves."

"Chuck Norris' feet accounted for more damage in 2005 than both the war in Iraq and Hurricane Katrina."

"Should I take something for my kleptomania??"