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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Reddit and 4chan? One is a group of immature internet trolls....and the other thinks it isn't."

"What's musical and useful at the grocery store? A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible ""Joke of the Day"" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever."

"I love going over to my girlfriends place, her parents give me money when I leave! You know being a babysiter and all."

"Finally took that warning on the cigarette pack to heart and stopped littering"

"I recently bought a dog from a Blacksmith... And as soon as I got him into the house he made a bolt for the door."

"""I have a cure for your burning bush."" Moses hitting on the ladies"

"I hope that one day I can be as proud about anything as my cat is about his asshole."

"What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again."

"I'm changing my name to Ceed. Because all girls want to succeed!"

"What did the ocean said to the shore? Nothing, it just waved."