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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Reddit and 4chan? One is a group of immature internet trolls....and the other thinks it isn't."

"Why are Pakistan not allowed to play football? Because every time they get a corner they set up a shop."

"Madonna falls off stage apparently she was supposed to untie her cape so that her dancers could rip it off her. i guess madonna is not as good at pulling things off as she used to be."

"Frenchman in sandals What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe flop I'll let myself out"

"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. ~ Will Shriner"

"*sniffs date's hair* [later on in ambulance] ""no, it's my fault for not mentioning I'm allergic to japanese cherry blossoms"""

"An ISIS member walks into a bar And He offers everyone free shots!"

"The Koala should be classified as a bear It has all the Koalafications"

"What's he difference between Santa Claus and a Jew? Santa goes *down* the chimney."

"Guys, how can you tell the girl your having sex with is faking an orgasm? Who cares."