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Joke of the Day

"A man drops a nail, which rolls under his bed, so he goes down under. This begs the question of why he decided to go to Australia to get a new nail instead of searching under his bed."

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"How do Emo kids reward themselves? Gold Scars. I'll see myself out."
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"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? None."