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Joke of the Day

"Being an assassin would be so cool People would kill to have that job"

"Why did the robot get the electric chair? Because he was charged with battery."

"Yesterday it was so hot that my gun started overheating. It was sweating bullets."

"I asked my North Korean friend what life was like in North Korea ""Can't complain"", he said."

"I walk around in public saying ""wait for me guys"" so everyone thinks I have friends."

"What is Mozart doing now? He is de-composing"

"What is Cthulu's favorite pizza? deep dish"

"You know what they say about having big hands and big feet 2 out of 3 is not bad"

"Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts."

"RIP evaporated water.... ...You will be mist"