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Joke of the Day

"last night my dog shit on the floor then at some point the Roomba came and smeared it all over the house :D"

"Why are dogs in a lot of pain? Because they chew balls."

"Nothing says "" My divorce didn't go as planned "" quite like the guy with grocery bags hanging on the sides of his bicycles handlebars"

"Two Cannibals are eating Amy Schumer.. One turns to the other and says 'Does this taste funny to you?' The other looks back and replies 'no.'"

"Maybe Hitler started WWII after being constantly attacked by time travelers."

"Ignorance may be bliss, but knowing that you're smarter than somebody feels pretty good, too."

"A rabbi, a priest, and a Lutheran minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, Is this a joke?"

"One great perk about working at a funeral home... I always get to bring flowers home to my wife! (Yes, I actually work at a mortuary. No, I don't do this)"

"What has happened to common sense these days? Its become nothing but pocket change."

"Old Spice Joke Look at the comments."