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Joke of the Day

"Why are black people good at basketball? Because they shoot, steal, and run."

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"A cow fell off a truck in Russia They say he hadn't been Put in properly."
"What's the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted mathematician? The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you."
"People always give bridge builders a hard time... They're just trying to make ends meet."
"Innuendos? I like to slip one in every now and again."
"What do you call two lesbians in the closet? a liquor cabinet."
"I like to thanks my fingers,I can always count on them,my arm,they're always by my side,and my leg for always supporting me"
"*maintains eye contact with coworker while licking a yogurt lid for seventeen minutes*"
"[Native Americans see ship approach] Let's use fake names lol ""Ha! I'll be Running Bear,u be Crazy Horse"" lmao do u think they'll believe us"
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly your dick into a girls ass."