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Joke of the Day

"What are Russian clothes always made out of? Lenin."

"Worry not confederate flag supporters! You may have lost the battle... But you haven't lost the w- oh right."

"How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Hey wanna go ride bikes?"

"Guy knocking on bathroom door after sex: I think I love you. Me stringing tampons together, making a rope to climb out the window: Okay...."

"How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday ? Eat him on Saturday !"

"Helpful tip: If you throw a baby at a tiger, I only recommend throwing a baby that you don't like."

"My dad asked me where the phone was... I said it was calling lost and found"

"There's an Anti-Parallelogram Party tonight. Be there, or be square."

"Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself? Because it's two tired."

"How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same? They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes."