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Joke of the Day

"How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Hey wanna go ride bikes?"

"Survivor 1: ""Help! I can't swim! I'm drowning!"" Survivor 2: ""I have a buoy, friend."""

"I doubt anyone's actually ""dying"" from seeing a cute baby picture on FB, but we can always dream."

"I used to be terrified of my dentist. He wasn't rough with my teeth or anything, he was just a paedophile."

"Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke? ... Because he screwed up the delivery..."

"A Woman's tongue & Man's eye, will rest' only when they die."

"What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler? Oh my god put them back in the damn ovens! They're so under-cooked they're writing fucking diaries!"

"My favorite drawings at the Muhammad cartoon festival in Texas were the two chalk outlines out front. Credit Evan Sayet."

"Married Couple Friend:hey how's your married life buddy..... Jhon: 20 years before it was like heaven ....... 20 years after no fucks given"

"Being an adult is just a competition to see how many times you can say ""storage space"" before you die."