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Joke of the Day

"I saw a blind man walking down the street one morning... I saw a blind man walking down the street one morning and as he passes by a fish market, he shouts ""Good morning ladies!!!"""

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"Makes sense Apple fans would buy a MacBook candle... ...They're already used to the smell of burning synthetic materials and watching their money go up in flames."
"The fast food restaurant for babies. ""Welcome to Gerber King, may I take your order?"""
"What does a girl who loves giving head eat for breakfast? scrotemeal"
"How come Mr. and Mrs. Claus don't have any kids? Because Santa only cums once a year and its down the chimney!"
"Cats and Dogs Did you know cats are smarter than dogs? Dogs can't take x-rays, but cats can."
"what phone service has the fastest internet? Sprint"
"Did you hear Ant Man will be in Captain America 3? I hear it will be a small role"
"I just checked out the new Windows 10 browser. I'm still on the edge to download Google Chrome."
"A man wanted to join the peeing club He went up to the club owner and asked ""Can I join?"" To which he replied, ""You're in."""