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Joke of the Day
"Why are monsters hipsters? Because they've been coming out of the closet since before it was cool."
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"How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim? The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them."
"What does a jello shot and my dick have in common? They're both only meant to be consumed by dumb drunk chicks."
"what is a deaf person's favorite cereal? shredded what"
"*hears suspicious noise in backyard, is too lazy to get up & investigate* *smells cookies baking at neighbors house, immediately goes over*"
"Ehhhhh! I lost all my money in a Fonzie scheme."
"This 5p bag tax is great I can get a 10bag for 50p"
"Whats the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? A Hippo weighs 700lbs but a Zippos a little lighter"
"Hundreds of years ago, a group of fat women secretly met under the cover of darkness. That night, they invented the word ""voluptuous."""
"Why doesn't anyone let Trump go fishing with them anymore? He always takes the bait..."