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Joke of the Day

"Cats and Dogs Did you know cats are smarter than dogs? Dogs can't take x-rays, but cats can."

"I recently got a tattoo with Chinese symbols that reads, ""I don't know. I don't speak Chinese."" Then when people ask me what it means..."

"People who type ""First!"" in comment boxes will also be first in line to hell."

"I have seen you with no filter, and I still adore you."

"What do you call a Mexican Midget? A paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay."

"Q. What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out? A. They really raised Cain."

"Why did mozart kill his chickens? Because they were always saying, ""Bach, Bach, Bach, Bach"""

"What did the alien say to the gas pump ? Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !"

"What's the clinical name for Viagra? Mycoxafloppin."

"Why was the pig in the kitchen? It was bacon."