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Joke of the Day
"what phone service has the fastest internet? Sprint"
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"*Cookie Monster finishes cookie, looks into camera* ME WANT TO TALK ABOUT ISRAEL"
"Children are our greatest natural resource. I pray it doesn't come to that. --heard it on the radio, can't remember the comedian's name."
"Did you hear about the 2 guys who stole a calendar? they each got 6 months"
"My sister would make a great politician... ...she avoids directly answering questions and always leads the blame to someone else, whether she has proof or not."
"It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers."
"Why does Santa have 0 children? He only comes once a year and its a down a chimney."
"I'm raising my child to believe there were only 3 'Star Wars' movies."
"I had explosive diarrhea On the bight side i started the year with a bang"
"What concert costs $0.45 50 Cent with Nickelback as the opening act."