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Joke of the Day

"what phone service has the fastest internet? Sprint"

"Why was Farmer Bob so good at his job? Because he was outstanding in his field"

"What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? ""Boo-bees"""

"My Wife always asks why I make science jokes. Y*_o_* ?"

"If Donald Trump becomes president all the immigrants nd their cultures gunna leave nd white people gunna be stuck with their nasty ass food"

"Never trust an Adam... ...because they make up everything."

"Played an organ for the first time today I really enjoyed it, but my patient didn't."

"I was sacked yesterday for being a pervert. I don't understand why, I'm always hard at work."

"My kids wouldn't stop asking me who my favorite is so I said the dog & now they're crying and I'm like THIS IS WHY THE DOG IS MY FAVORITE."

"My cat is rubbing herself all over me because she wants me to stroke her. It's like she's a drunk version of me."