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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear Ant Man will be in Captain America 3? I hear it will be a small role"
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"What do you find in the Pope's toilet? Holy shit!"
"What is born skinless, flies wingless and sings until it dies? A fart. *dedicated to my dear departed Grandfather who told me this joke almost 40 years ago when I was a kid.*"
"My new boyfriend says the cutest things, like ""Who are you?"" and ""Why are you hiding outside my house?"" and ""My wife is calling the police."""
"Girl in the locker room put her pants on the floor and tried to hop into them. I was going to call her awesomepants, but coma girl works too"
"I'll bet even homeless people look at funeral homes and think, ""Nope. I'd rather stay out here."""
"How do skeletons greet each other? Bon'nichiwa"
"If a mentally challenged person shows up late Is it ok to call him tardy?"
"One Million Copies of a new book Sold One Million Copies of a new book sold in just 2 days due to a typing error of just 1 alphabet in title Title of book : ""an idea can change your Wife"""
"If the first piece of advice from any life coach isn't ""avoid bears"" you're being scammed."