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Joke of the Day
"I just checked out the new Windows 10 browser. I'm still on the edge to download Google Chrome."
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"If you're an astronaut.. and you don't end every relationship with ""I need space"" then you're just wasting your time"
"If I can use dollar bills to make it rain, are dollar coins golden showers?"
"Bro do you even-- Bro I do. *eyes begin to tear up* *fist bumping until the sun rises*"
"As a German, you know what really grinds my gears? Nothing. Our engineering is perfect."
"Some day, I will meet a woman who loves me for who I am and supports all my dreams. And I'll think, ""Something must be wrong with this one."""
"What does a casino and a prostitute have in common? They both fuck people for money."
"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target."
"Why did the prostitute die? Because fuck you, thats why."
"What do you call the useless skin on the end of a penis? A man. Courtesy of my grandmother."