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Joke of the Day

"Movie Names For Your Penis There Will Be Blood YOUR TURN"

"Remember: tomorrow is TOPLESS TUESDAY no matter what human resources tells you."

"What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig? A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering."

"How do you make an English Muffin blush? You nook at its crannies."

"Employee: Everything I eat goes right through me. Me: Yup, that's how digestion works."

"Most laughs that you hear on TV shows today, were recorded in the 1950's. Means, technically, you're likely hearing dead people laughing."

"Q: What did the Indian say to the white woman when she tied his penis in a knot? A: ""How Come?"""

"The white Xbox One S was just announced. Of course it's 40% smaller than the black one."

"The 2016 US Presidential Election That's it. That's the entire fucking joke. Edit: Woke up to hundreds of messages and FP status. Damn. Thanks, folks! And thanks for the gold!"

"I tried a new shampoo that adds extra volume but I found it too loud."