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Joke of the Day
"Q: What did the Indian say to the white woman when she tied his penis in a knot? A: ""How Come?"""
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"Do you like Fishsticks? Do you like putting Fishsticks in your mouth? You're a gayfish. #original"
"When they were saying ""we will find a good home for him"" I thought they were talking about the dog,I didn't know they were talking about me!"
"Well aren't you a waste of two billion years of evolution."
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"Best excuse for missing work The voices told me to clean the guns."
"""Hey. Here's some free oxygen. No prob! All I ask is that you don't let your dogs piss on m- Oh there he goes. He's pissing on me."" -trees"