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Joke of the Day
"If my teacher saw me staring at her from behind Then I was staring at her ass"
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"How do you fit 10 lbs of shit into a 5 lb sack? The same way you take the F out of 'way'"
"What kind of wood doesn't float? Natalie Wood."
"Did you guys hear about the sequel of ""To Kill a Mockingbird""? It's called... ""The Murder of Crows"""
"Confucius Say . . . Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Stabbing a man with a spoon is pointless."
"top baby names for 2015: Bareth, Robaldo, Gunblayde, Terby, Gulb"
"They're working on a series in which Bob Odenkirk is the star... It's called Better Call Sol."
"(Mayday) PILOT: I didn't go thru 9 years of flight school to crash ME: *relieved* Thank G- P: I went through 0, so the crash will make sense"
"The ""This is not an 'I disagree' button"" doesn't work Title. It's like people can't read that sentence."
"Have you ever traveled in time? How about now?"