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Joke of the Day
"A carpenter's workshop's light went out To find his way around, he picked up his hammer and saw."
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"There are straight women who turn lesbian when horny. I believe 'spaghetti' is the correct term. Straight untill wet."
"Pal: That's an impressive stingray. How'd you catch it? Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way."
"what do you call a queue of jokers? a PUNchline"
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"A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.''"