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Joke of the Day

"My friend just told me this joke: ""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""Chicken"" ""Chicken who?"" ""TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!"""

"The Spanish Soccer team are have picked up two Euros in the last 4 years... ... that's two more than their banks."

"Worst case scenario for the 'coin behind the ear' trick is finding a tumour there and being accused of dark magic."

"I was watching the Cosmos, when Neil Degrasse Tyson related our genes are similar to ones in trees That means that all men have got wood in dem jeans."

"I can't understand why people say my girlfriend's legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but they certainly don't match."

"What is the cheapest meat you can buy? Deer balls...because it's under a buck."

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they were both stuck-up bitches"

"Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test? He made a few Wookiee errors."

"I can't afford an electric toothbrush, so I just roll a baby hedgehog in some toothpaste and hold in it my mouth for 15 minutes."

"[Rogue One Spoilers] What is the empire's favorite kind of font? Sans Scarif"