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"what do you call a queue of jokers? a PUNchline"
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"My wife started her job on a cruise ship last week. My mate asked, ""How's she getting on?"" I replied, ""I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."""
"I would make a Sodium and Hydrogen joke but... The fine bros own the rights to it :("
"Two 5th graders are doing Math homework. One tells the other, ""I don't know what 99 is in Roman numerals."" The other lowers her glasses and says, ""IC."""
"who is better boy or girl Girl: ""Girls are better than boys."" Boy: ""Then why did God make boys first?"" Girl: ""Duh, you have to have a rough draft before the final copy."""
"Whats better than Roses on a Piano? Tulips on an Organ."
"All of my best fantasies include a French maid. She cleans the house while I nap."
"""Feel the burn"" yells my fitness instructor as I think that's probably how Satan greets people in Hell."
"This password requires one uppercase letter, one number, [at least] one swastika, the blood of your first born and a bird skull."
"Gymnasts used to look tiny and cute, now they look like they'll kick your @ss in a bar fight."