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Joke of the Day

"what do you call a queue of jokers? a PUNchline"

"Wanna hear a clean joke? Timmy took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I forgot to capitalize Bubbles. Whoops."

"With hindsight, answering the door with one unshaven leg, one dripping with blood & radioheads ""creep"" blaring out probably didn't help."

"I wanted to be a feminist for Halloween... ...but a fat suit is out of my budget."

"I offer kid $1 to do a chore. He sticks dollar in pocket. I get dollar back on laundry day. Lather. Rinse. Repeat!"

"what idiot named them diet pills instead of girth control"

"What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway? A nun with a spear through her head."

"Ever hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither did he."

"Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire? It wanted to get off its ash."