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Joke of the Day
"What is a downies favourite song? Hot potato. Hot potato."
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"[God & his assistant making giraffes] ASST: Say ""when"" once the neck is long enough, k? *God is on his iPhone not really paying attention*"
"Give em an enchilada, they'll take a milechilada."
"The US Government"
"In the window of a bar in Philadelphia Drop a bucket of Starbuck's Iced Coffee on your head to raise awareness of the rich city girls who have lost their ability to even."
"Who performs the most assisted suicides. Youth in Asia."
"Someone stole my mood ring. I really don't know how I feel about this."
"Herpes is such a strong word, I prefer penis sprinkles."
"Shredded cheese has officially been banned in grocery stores in the US. Trump will make America grate again."
"What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common? Can't touch this!"