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Joke of the Day

"There are straight women who turn lesbian when horny. I believe 'spaghetti' is the correct term. Straight untill wet."

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... One deer says to the other deer ""I can't believe I just blew twenty bucks in there!"""

"You really shouldn't anthropomorphize in animate objects. They really don't like it."

"What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance? Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance? A bucket and a shovel."

"My friend asked me, ""What is a palindrome?"" I said, ""No, it's not."""

"There's a bipartisan group petitioning for medical marijuana as an option for arthritis patients. In other words, there's joint support for joint support for joint support."

"Me: Look. There's a deer. Hunter: Don't spook it. Me: *slowly stuffing a werewolf mask back into my backpack*"

"Dog Mechanic: The repair is gonna take longer than expected. ""Why's that?"" Dog Mechanic: The clutch is worn out, also because I am a dog."

"What do you call a female Israelite? A Shebrew"

"Why do women fake orgasms? They think men care. I'll see myself out."