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Joke of the Day
"Soviet Russia In Soviet Russia, Turkey shoots you!"
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"Give me your best joke get me and my work laughing"
"We only have world peace today thanks to the tireless efforts of thousands of former beauty queens who didn't give up on their dreams."
"If Donald Trump can become President, you can do anything! Unless you're Mexican, Muslim, Black, Chinese, to be honest any type of immigrant.... What am I saying, we're all fucked"
"I bought a new fragrance today... Bc I heard with the right Cologne, women just can't say no to you"
"I found if you put the right stickers on your cooler and walk as fast as you can they'll let you in any part of the hospital you want."
"If I had a nickel for every time my pants have fallen down from carrying around too many nickles."
"Stranger with a black eye is trying to talk to me. But I'm not going to respond cause it's pretty apparent she doesn't listen."
"That awkward moment when you text a pretty girl, ""my shirt smells like you"" & you misspell shirt"
"Wish that Facebook had a ""drama of the day"" section to quick reference in my feed."