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Joke of the Day

"You know something bad's gonna happen in a Law & Order when the electric guitar kicks in"

"Why did the blond take a ruler to bed? To see how long she slept."

"""Dark Side Tech Support."" ""Hi. My hand lightning won't work. The hate's flowing thru me, but nada."" ""Try turning the hate off & on again."""

"Got one for the guys (semi-nsfw) Here's a joke: ""pussy!"" ............... Don't get it? Well you never will!"

"What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus."

"My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex. ....my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia."

"You realize kids in other countries make Air Jordan's and iPhones right? -Me responding poorly to my kid's homemade Father's Day gifts."

"what did one astronomer say to another astronomer about his obsessed girlfriend Man, she is already inside my event horizon."

"We should replace Punxsutawney Phil with Ben Bernanke... that motherfucker also never gets it right."

"""I think we should stab other people."" - Masochists breaking up"