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Joke of the Day

"If Donald Trump can become President, you can do anything! Unless you're Mexican, Muslim, Black, Chinese, to be honest any type of immigrant.... What am I saying, we're all fucked"

"Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi? Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works."

"Science! A scientist is asked: ""So, how exactly do you make a hormone?"" His response: ""Kick her in the cunt!"""

"Just found out there is a whole series on Netflix about this year's election results. Orange is the new black."

"The Tomato Pastor began his sermon to the Salad Congregation ""Lettuce pray"""

"There should be a food group called ""fuck it."""

"I went to a Rastafari's funeral last night... It was dreadful."

"What is the Sun's favorite candy? Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it."

"Just bought a new phone, it's helping me with weight loss I don't have money to eat anything for 2 months."

"Did you hear about the earthquake in Korea? It was Seoul crushing."