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Joke of the Day
"When you ask your waiter for an extra pickle, don't wink. It can easily be misinterpreted."
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"TRUMP: She's too scripted HILLARY (reading from teleprompter): Mr. Trump, (voice steadily rising) Adobe Reader is ready to update"
"I need ideas for April fools day pranks to play on my SO"
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"Why is it better to be ashy? cause it just means you spit more fire"
"[Starbucks] What can I get you? I'll have a large coffee, black ""You don't have to say black"" I'll have a large coffee, African American"
"Nothing says defeat than deleting your own tweet."