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Joke of the Day

"They say the black community isn't to fond of gay marriage... maybe its for the best.. I mean... who needs two dead beat fathers?"

"what base is it when he catches you sucking on a ketchup packet"

"Which porn video release are you most looking forward to? I'm excited about the next but one"

"Trump is single-handedly bringing down America. Actually, I take it back. With hands that small, he'd have to use them both."

"""Say hello to my little friend"" Great Movie Quote. Terrible bedroom talk."

"Did you hear Victoria entered a boxing tournament where the grand prize was a sex change? I heard she came out the Victor"

"Let's all take a moment to honor National Punctuation Day because life would be: very, confusing! Without it?"

"What's the difference between a cat and a politician? A cat will lie *on* your face. A politician will lie *to* your face."

"Why did the Square divorce the Circle? It was sleeping around."

"What doe you call a banana's grandmother? Banana-nana"