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Joke of the Day

"The spokesperson for the National organisation against impotence got up to the podium... ...And proclaimed ""This will not stand!"""

"I burnt 1200 calories today! I forgot to take the pizza out of the oven."

"The guy no one likes walked into a bar and said ""You lost The Game."""

"Today my boss fondled my genitals! Being self-employed is great."

"I was gonna make a good science joke But all the good ones argon"

"Petulant: (defn.) a cat or dog you let a friend borrow"

"I like my women like I like my wine. About 20 years old and locked in my cellar."

"What do you call a goblin with an injured leg? A hobblin' goblin"

"One of the babies on the Intensive Care Unit is playing with a toy donkey ICU baby, shaking that ass."

"What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up? -Fog"