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Joke of the Day

"Joseph Smith sold so many copies of the Book of Mormon That they made him a prophet."

"Q: Why did the chicken say ""Meow oink bow-wow and moo?"" A: He was studying foreign languages."

"QUEM TEM CHEFE E INDIO NHOQUE EP 1 (trilha sonora para youtube) Aprenda nada sobre cozinha"

"How do lions like their steaks? RAWR"

"Police: ""You were going fast."" Me: ""I was trying to keep up with traffic."" Police: ""There isn't any."" Me: ""That's how far behind I am!"""

"Here's to the stork that brings good babies, the raven that brings bad babies... And the swallow that brings no babies."

"Asked my wife if I was going to get a ""tip"" for driving her around today. She laughed and laughed. Apparently so hard, she got a headache."

"What breaks when you give it to a toddler? Its hips."

"I don't get why men always want have sex with women. The women are always on the receiving end."

"What do you say to a girl with small tits? NOTHING!"