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Joke of the Day

"I just found out why the literacy rate in Greece is among the lowest ...it's because everything they learn in school is Greek to them."

"How are asymptotes like women? You can get close to it, but you can't touch it"

"Why was I named after Adolf Hitler... Well, I certainly wasn't named before him!"

"white girls be like i'll have one triple mocha dark chocolate ugg boot raspberry white iphone 5 double caramel infinity sign spice latte"

"What do you call an environmental bicyclist? A recyclist."

"Dentist: I'm going to take your tooth out Me: Ok then [later that evening] Dentist: Well this is nice My tooth: I'm having a lovely time"

"Sorry for loudly singing ""Whoomp there it is!"" when you took your pants off. It's been a while."

"Whats the difference between a feminist and a baby? At some point in its life, the baby will stop crying and grow up."

"Why did the duck go to rehab? He was addicted to quack"

"Mind Blown. Girls=Time and Money Because Time=Money Girls=Money (squared) Since Money is the root of all evil square root the squared Money Therefore Girls=Root of all evil"