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Joke of the Day

"Autocorrect is changing correctly spelled words. I'm starting to think it has a mind of its AUTOCORRECT IS HARMLESS. GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS."

"Origami is Japanese for, ""we haven't invented scissors yet"""

"Why does Santa have a huge sack? Because he only comes once a year."

"[spelling bee] Your word is ""echo"" can you use it in a sentence? SENTENCE entence entece ece ce"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never paid money to have a garbanzo bean on my face"

"I once spoke to an extractor fan. He said to me, ""I used to like farming vehicles, but now I'm not so fond of them."""

"Well, seeing as Jesus only had 12 followers, I'd say I'm doing pretty well for myself."

"Recognize an old gay How can you recognize an worn out gay guy ? When you pat him on the shoulder, he shits his pants."

"Releases 420 cows on the field Graze it. Jk bye"

"I got my results from the doctor today. The positive news is I've got HIV."