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Joke of the Day

"Dentist: I'm going to take your tooth out Me: Ok then [later that evening] Dentist: Well this is nice My tooth: I'm having a lovely time"

"Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion? CrossFit"

"What quality was the wine that Jesus made ? Bloody good."

"You should ask her if she gained weight. That way she knows you're paying attention to her."

"Starting a new job today. I'm not sure what company, but it's wherever this lady with the giant box of donuts is going."

"There once was a man from Gent. Had a dick so long it was bent. To save himself trouble He folded it double. And instead of cumming he went."

"My girlfriend said she's disgusted that I pick my nose so much. I just blew it, didn't I?"

"I was going to tell you guys a joke about science... But all of them argon..."

"Protip: If you're walking in your office taking deep breaths because someone made popcorn, don't forget to stop as you enter the restroom."

"What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a scottish shepard? One says "" Hey you get off my cloud"", and the other says ""Hey McCloud get off my ewe!"""