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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a feminist and a baby? At some point in its life, the baby will stop crying and grow up."

"Knock Knock **Who's there?** You **You who?** Yoo hoo big summer blowout!"

"Jack and jill Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. Jack had a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jills real name was Randy."

"Two pedophiles sitting on a bench A 12 year old passes by. One pedophile looks at the other and says: Aaah, time forgives no-one. She must've been a stunner in her days"

"A zombie apocalypse will be the only time you'll hear me say 'please don't eat me' ......aaaand send"

"How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam? It's a piece of cake."

"Q: How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning? A: She opens the car door."

"what's common between a puppy and a good book ? both are easy to pick up but hard to put down"

"I'm thinking about getting a Prince Albert... Do you have any tips?"

"4 gay guys walk into a bar, but there's only 1 available stool. What do they do? Flip it over."