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Joke of the Day

"Mind Blown. Girls=Time and Money Because Time=Money Girls=Money (squared) Since Money is the root of all evil square root the squared Money Therefore Girls=Root of all evil"

"The 'g' in 'contains 100% angus beef'... is the different between a great steak, and a hot dog."

"Your dad is a motherfucker"

"Why did OP's mom leave the prostitution business? It got too gonor-real"

"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles"

"Why do Cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose"

"What do you call a Black Jew? .....a menorah-tee."

"I'll dress up like your Dad and hug you at the finish line of a 5K if you promise to never post any Facebook pics of you running ever again."

"[ring] Me: Hi Mom: You picked up. Me: I know M: Why Me: You called M: I wanted to leave a message Me: Just tell me M: Hang up [ring] Me: Hi"

"Bought sneakers from my drug dealer Idk what he laced them with, but I been trippin for hours"