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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an environmental bicyclist? A recyclist."
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"I'm just off for a meeting with an Indian car maker. Tata."
"A man walks into a bar....... Says 'ouch'"
"Get off the goddamn Twitter, go out & live your life! I'll be here when you get back"
"I can't make you love me but I can tie you up and feed you until you're too fat to be loved by anyone else."
"A bad picture of you, and your automatic response is... ""Don't put that on Facebook!"""
"dog who is interested in graphic design, lookig at the new pantone color of the year: i dont get it, everey year its just the same dam color"
"My donkey ate my Christmas tree...total pine in the ass."
"[a dolphin kisses me at sea world] ME: so like what are we"
"why do feminists have two more brain cells than a cow? so when you play with their tits they don't shit on the floor."