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Joke of the Day

"white girls be like i'll have one triple mocha dark chocolate ugg boot raspberry white iphone 5 double caramel infinity sign spice latte"

"Why did the chicken cross the road?... It chickened out. (Sorry if repost) (Also, first post so be nice :) )"

"Why don't tennis players ever get married? Because love means nothing to them."

"What do you call a canadian girl that can not sing? Justin Bieber"

"Mating call of a blonde... ""Hee hee, I think I'm a little drunk!"""

"Joke from my daughter Her: Why did the chicken cross the road? Me: Why? Her: To get to the ugly guy's house. Me:??? Her: Knock knock Me: Who's there? Her: It's the chicken!"

"The thing about suicides Q: What's worse than suicide? A: the life before it."

"You should never trust a Scottish tailor. It'll get you kilt."

"Just went to the bookies to put a bet on a horse called ""Dirty Carpet"" it's never been beaten"

"Dogs have non-traditional family structures... because they have four Pa's."