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Joke of the Day
"How did the muslim get cancer? By smoking a lot of fags."
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"I love Ebay. Sold my homing pigeon 8 times last month.."
"What do you call a Jewish man, mid ejaculation? A Heblew."
"The more I think about it the more I fucking HATE Rutherford B. Hayes!"
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. ~What is your sin, child? My husband and I are arguing ~That's very common. ...about my boyfriend."
"If opposites truly attract, the correct life strategy is to be a loser"
"how do you make a dog go ""meow""? Freeze it solid then push it through a band saw. MEEEOOW!"
"Man cheats clearly A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""
"I had a dream you were a tire last night. I woke up and you were bald."
"What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common? They both can't ride a bicycle!"