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Joke of the Day
"How did the muslim get cancer? By smoking a lot of fags."
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"What's Donald Trumps favourite album? The Wall."
"What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks."
"Is it yoga if you wear sweatpants all day and then hunch over the garbage can as you eat a burrito?"
"Yo mama is so fat NASA wants to add her to the solar system"
"What do you call Jewish folk from New Jersey? Orange juice."
"I named my boat ""Marriage""... so that it will never sink, cause marriage is a hardship."
"My daughter did a cart wheel and slammed her head right into the coffee table. That's all the DNA test I need."
"How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? They'll get over it."
"Heard the one about the corduroy pillowcase? It's making headlines."