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Joke of the Day
"If opposites truly attract, the correct life strategy is to be a loser"
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"Did you hear about the constipated chancellor? He couldn't budge it :P"
"How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Don't be silly, Californians screw in hot tubs!"
"What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe? Yo, duh."
"Jim Apple finds introducing himself very problematic when holidaying in France."
"Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ? Round of 16"
"Sayings always said with sarcasm. Any examples? I hate to say I told you so. No sarcasm: I...I truly hate to say I told you so."
"dont google horses wearing jeans unless you have a good 12hrs to spare"
"Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger? It lacked porpoise."
"Who cares if you pee in the shower? The bride and all her guests, apparently."